Category Archives: Funny Poems

Childrens Poem : Jabberwocky

Posted on 28 January 2009 by admin

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wade; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, … Continue reading →

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Childrens Poem : Macavity – The Mystery Cat

Posted on 11 May 2008 by admin

Macavity: The Mystery Cat Macavity’s a Mystery Cat: he’s called the Hidden Paw – For he’s the master criminal who can defy the Law. He’s the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad’s despair: For when they reach the scene … Continue reading →

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Childrens Poem : The Owl and the Pussy-cat

Posted on 22 May 2008 by admin

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to … Continue reading →

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Childrens Poems : Crocodile

Posted on 4 May 2008 by admin

If you should meet a Crocodile Don’t take a stick and poke him; Ignore the welcome in his smile, Be careful not to stroke him. For as he sleeps upon the Nile, He thinner gets and thinner: And whene’er you … Continue reading →

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Fairy On A Christmas Tree

Posted on 31 August 2009 by Dick

A Fairy On A Christmas Tree, I’d rather you were there than me, Needle marks on all my hands, fastened there by rubber bands, How would you like to be, a fairy on a Christmas tree?

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I’m Fine Thank You

Posted on 24 September 2009 by admin

I’m Fine Thank You There is nothing the matter with me I’m as healthy as can be. I have arthritis in both my knees And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze, My pulse is weak and my blood … Continue reading →

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Jonah and the Whale

Posted on 6 March 2010 by Dick

My Name’s Jonah. No wonder I’m so pale. For the last few days, I’ve been in this whale. One day, as I lay on my bed, I heard this voice inside my head. “Get up”. It said. “Go to Nineveh”. … Continue reading →

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Joseph

Posted on 2 February 2010 by Dick

A religious poem about Josph from the Old Testament. The guy who got given a coat of many colours, who was thrown in a well by his brothers, sold into slavery and later became one of the most important people … Continue reading →

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My Nose

Posted on 4 May 2008 by admin

It doesn’t breathe; It doesn’t smell; It doesn’t feel So very well. I am discouraged With my nose: The only thing it Does is blows. Dorothy Aldis

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Religious Comic Monologues

Posted on 13 January 2010 by Dick

A Free Collection of Religious Comic Monologues by Dick Underwood For a long time there has been a need for a source of comic monologues suitable for all religious occasions. This is a FREE collection to bring fun and laughter … Continue reading →

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