Author Archives: Dick

About Dick

Dick is a former Minister of Religion and former Industrial Chaplain to the Deep Sea Fishing Industry. He has written numerous songs, poems and lyrics and continues to write new material, both for this site and on our sister site at http://funeral-poems.net YOU CAN USE ANY OF DICK's POEMS FOR NON-COMMERCIAL PURPOSES All funeral poems that he have written and to which he holds the copyright (and all his other poems) can be used completely free of charge for non-commercial purposes, such as personal use during a funeral or memorial service. If you do find them helpful, he would appreciate a ‘comment’ being left under the poem on the website. PERMISSION IS NEEDED FOR COMMERCIAL USE OF ANY OF HIS POEMS If you wish to use any of his poems for commercial purposes then his permission is required in writing prior to use.

The Fly

Posted on 6 June 2010 by Dick

There was a little fly, And it flew into my soup, And as it dived right in, It gave a little whoop. I called the waiter over, And I told him of my plight, And I talked about the fly, … Continue reading →

Still I Will Love You

Posted on 22 March 2010 by Dick

A love Poem, “Still I Will Love You” If my tears should dry, And I no longer cry; I will still love you. If my heart should mend, And from despair ascend; I will still love you. If my feet … Continue reading →

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Your Love Makes Me Complete

Posted on 16 March 2010 by Dick

Your love is like the glue, That binds my broken heart. And holds us both together, Those times we are apart. Your smile is the sun ray, That warms my frozen soul. Melting us together like A flowing loving whole. … Continue reading →

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Before

Posted on 7 March 2010 by Dick

Love Poem for someone wanting another chance. Before you say, “Goodbye”, And I break down and cry. I’d like another chance, To have another dance. Before you turn your back, And I am forced to pack. I want my eyes … Continue reading →

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Jonah and the Whale

Posted on 6 March 2010 by Dick

My Name’s Jonah. No wonder I’m so pale. For the last few days, I’ve been in this whale. One day, as I lay on my bed, I heard this voice inside my head. “Get up”. It said. “Go to Nineveh”. … Continue reading →

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Dreaming Love

Posted on 25 February 2010 by Dick

Dreaming Love. A love poem by Dick Underwood No sooner have I laid my head, than you are here upon my bed. Your smile it says that all is well, I tingle inside every cell. The darkness holds no fears … Continue reading →

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Joseph

Posted on 2 February 2010 by Dick

A religious poem about Josph from the Old Testament. The guy who got given a coat of many colours, who was thrown in a well by his brothers, sold into slavery and later became one of the most important people … Continue reading →

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Sarah The Wife of Abraham

Posted on 20 January 2010 by Dick

Sarah The Wife of Abraham Abraham is one of the founding fathers of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, so this religious comic monologue about his wife will appeal to lots of people, particularly ladies of a certain age! Sarah, the wife … Continue reading →

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Religious Comic Monologues

Posted on 13 January 2010 by Dick

A Free Collection of Religious Comic Monologues by Dick Underwood For a long time there has been a need for a source of comic monologues suitable for all religious occasions. This is a FREE collection to bring fun and laughter … Continue reading →

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The years have gone, I know not where,

Posted on 12 January 2010 by Dick

Anniversary Poem The years have gone, I know not where The years have gone, I know not where, We’ve lived through laughter and through pain. We’ve shared life’s tapestry of love, And I would live it all again. There have … Continue reading →

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