Before you say, “Goodbye”,
And I break down and cry.
I’d like another chance,
To have another dance.

Before you turn your back,
And I am forced to pack.
I want my eyes to dry,
our love begin to fly.

Before you leave me blue,
not knowing what to do.
Don’t throw our love away,
rekindle it today.

I know I’ve let you down,
Behaved just like a clown.
But I can turn it round,
And all your friend confound.

I’m sorry most of all,
My love was far too small.
I treated you so cruel,
I’ve acted like a fool.

There’s no more I can say.
don’t make me go away.
Please take my love anew,
Lets see what we can do.

If given one more chance,
To kindle our romance.
There’s nothing I would do,
But go on loving you.

I love you.

Dick Underwood 2010

My Name’s Jonah.
No wonder I’m so pale.
For the last few days,
I’ve been in this whale.
One day, as I lay on my bed,
I heard this voice inside my head.
“Get up”. It said. “Go to Nineveh”.
“Get up. Get gone. It’s not too far”.
Well!
I didn’t like God talking to me.
So I thought, “I’m not standing for this,
I’ll run [more]

Dreaming Love. A love poem by Dick Underwood
No sooner have I laid my head,
than you are here upon my bed.
Your smile it says that all is well,
I tingle inside every cell.
The darkness holds no fears for me,
As I full know your love I’ll see.
The darkness now is full of light,
As I look forward to your [more]

A religious poem about Josph from the Old Testament. The guy who got given a coat of many colours, who was thrown in a well by his brothers, sold into slavery and later became one of the most important people in Egypt.
Joseph
I hate coats!
I hate amazing, multicolored coats
That make me stand out from the [more]

Snow
The world looked clean and bright,
as the snow lay fresh and white.
The children laughed and had such fun,
as they made a snowman with their mum.
The world looked glad.
The world looked dark and grey,
as the snow was worn away.
The children cried and all looked glum,
as they walked to school along with mum.
The world looked sad.
Dick Underwood [more]

Sarah The Wife of Abraham
Abraham is one of the founding fathers of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, so this religious comic monologue about his wife will appeal to lots of people, particularly ladies of a certain age! Sarah, the wife of Abraham, was almost 100 years old when she gave birth to her first child. [more]

I see a graveyard so dark as it sits
The graves are so old
the grass is so whipped.
No one remembers not even a soul
But wait a fair lady
at the end of the road
Crying as she kneels
by the foot of a grave
Some one remembers
I am not all alone.

A Free Collection of Religious Comic Monologues by Dick Underwood
For a long time there has been a need for a source of comic monologues suitable for all religious occasions.
This is a FREE collection to bring fun and laughter to children of all ages, from nine to ninety (and beyond!).
Here are the religious stories like [more]

Anniversary Poem
The years have gone, I know not where
The years have gone, I know not where,
We’ve lived through laughter and through pain.
We’ve shared life’s tapestry of love,
And I would live it all again.
There have been times of joy unbound,
When we have shared the things we’ve found.
We’ve grown togetherer as we’ve learned,
And revelled both in every [more]

Funeral Poem For Grandad
What Made Granddad Grand
Granddad was gentle, and Granddad was kind, someone you could talk too, say what’s on your mind.
Patient and mellow, and honest and true, a man for all seasons, for me and for you.
Granddad understood, and Granddad knew best, to know him and love him, I really was blessed.
With [more]